Tag: humor
member name: Dan Walter
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September 21, 2007 03:01 PM EDT --
"Oh Lord, I want a red head, but not one that's too red.
She should be more blondish than red but not too blond .. I don't want a dumb woman. And Good Lord don't give me one . . .
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July 03, 2008 10:20 PM EDT --
"I'm voting for Obama because he's the type of guy that would give you ..."
http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/458/obama-cartoons/
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September 22, 2007 12:22 PM EDT --
The scientific world is all abuzz with the latest discovery of yet more findings concerning the skeletal remains of what they've termed a "Hobbit".
It seems there's something about . . .
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February 16, 2009 11:37 PM EST --
This past Valentine Day while on a short business trip I stopped in at a grocery store for a few items. I was struck by the number of men lined up at the card section, all looking for the . . .
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October 01, 2007 10:28 AM EDT --
"I yield to the Gentleman from Iowa"
"The Gentleman from Kentucky yields to the Gentleman from Iowa."
"Mr. Chairman, I'd like to yield the balance of my time to the Gentleman . . .
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January 05, 2008 03:04 PM EST --
On Gotheim Hill there is a towering utility pole. One day a homeless man scaled the pole's height in search of God.
"Hey you, just what in the hell do you think you're doing up there . . .
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April 29, 2008 12:45 PM EDT --
Washington Bureau:
12:31 Tuesday, April 28, 2008
Lunch scheduled with the Minister of Receiving Stupid Americans.
"So, he he, I understand you are into nuts?" Yovuaciuae Uadlwag Aelaut . . .
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April 29, 2008 01:39 PM EDT --
E ver since Hillary's sniper "encounter" Vice President Dick Cheney has been tormented with sleeplessness. Having gunned down his own lawyer he feels as though he as let the American . . .
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February 17, 2007 09:23 PM EST --
I get email from a friend:
New Gas Plan ....President Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That . . .
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October 22, 2007 12:05 AM EDT --
Senator John McCain on Senator Clinton's misplaced spending agenda at the Republican Party Debate:
"In case you missed it, a few days ago Senator Clinton tried to spend one million dollars . . .
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April 29, 2008 03:40 PM EDT --
Obama's new book, due out in June or May, I think:
"How Sanford Killed My Dream: The Wright Factor"
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September 28, 2007 10:37 AM EDT --
I've been asked numerous times, "What's a Widget?"
The best way to answer this question is to show you some of my favorite Widgets. More will be shown on additional posts because I love . . .
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September 28, 2007 04:38 PM EDT --
"A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at the moment."
~ Willis Player
↑ Grab this Headline Animator
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January 10, 2008 11:27 AM EST --
By popular demand I will now recount the rest of our experience with the rare human specie we discovered:
Initially when we stumbled upon this rare human specie he jumped up and snarled and hissed . . .
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June 02, 2008 10:41 PM EDT --
One of the least talked about career opportunities in Hollywood is that of the television corpse. You see them everywhere on television today; the bloody remains of some poor slob that got caught up . . .
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June 05, 2008 04:55 PM EDT --
Today Senator Barack Obama conceded to Senator Clinton in private:
"You CAN'T quit! Girl, I WAS ONLY JOKING!"
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April 29, 2008 01:14 PM EDT --
W ith Obama out of reach Senator Clinton has decided to feed the American people yet another half-ass story of her wartime antics. But, still smarting from her lame 'ducking sniper fire' concoction . . .
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April 29, 2008 02:56 PM EDT --
I say we give these two knot heads a couple of knives and let them have at each other. Be great for Pay-Per-View.
What say you?
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January 25, 2009 08:15 PM EST --
Initially editorial cartoonists were concerned that the stern, impressive Barack Obama would give them but little material to work with. After all, they reasoned, he's on somewhat holy ground now . . .
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September 22, 2007 10:45 AM EDT --
I'm trying to work at my computer. I can hear my little brother Tim in the other room making weird, "Klingon" sounds as he mimics the asinine show he's enthralled in. He's gurgling, . . .
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