Tag: funny
member name: Dan Walter
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September 21, 2007 03:01 PM EDT --
"Oh Lord, I want a red head, but not one that's too red.
She should be more blondish than red but not too blond .. I don't want a dumb woman. And Good Lord don't give me one . . .
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October 22, 2007 12:05 AM EDT --
Senator John McCain on Senator Clinton's misplaced spending agenda at the Republican Party Debate:
"In case you missed it, a few days ago Senator Clinton tried to spend one million dollars . . .
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April 29, 2008 03:40 PM EDT --
Obama's new book, due out in June or May, I think:
"How Sanford Killed My Dream: The Wright Factor"
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January 10, 2008 11:27 AM EST --
By popular demand I will now recount the rest of our experience with the rare human specie we discovered:
Initially when we stumbled upon this rare human specie he jumped up and snarled and hissed . . .
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April 23, 2008 12:20 PM EDT --
I 've been shouting out about this great new tool and here I want to show you an actual example of a search I just did and the results that came back. It took less then a minute to get . . .
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June 02, 2008 10:41 PM EDT --
One of the least talked about career opportunities in Hollywood is that of the television corpse. You see them everywhere on television today; the bloody remains of some poor slob that got caught up . . .
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October 15, 2008 07:08 PM EDT --
Check this site out: http://www.minimovie.com/
There you'll see George W. Bush dancing and falling on his rear... Sarah Palin and her exploding atomic telephone. John McCain, Al Gore, . . .
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January 09, 2008 12:38 PM EST --
Captured on a Nikon D40 Digital Camera this rare human specie was found grazing on a plate of spaghetti and meatballs only moments before we were able to get a clean shot of him. With . . .
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November 29, 2006 08:58 PM EST --
Just for fun, write a gag for this cartoon. The best gags will be published on my blog at http://1800realitycheck.blogspot.com
Thanks for your gags!
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April 27, 2008 12:57 PM EDT --
I get love letters on Gather.com :O>
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January 21, 2007 01:39 AM EST --
Arnold Schwarzenegger, the "Austrian Oak" and now the Governor of "Caliifornia", symbolizes "I can do it!" to me. He is the very personification of shear will . . .
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January 08, 2008 11:40 PM EST --
Many moons ago, as a very young fellow, I was working at a place called Myers' Lake Amjusment Park. It was a faltering amusement park owned by some drunk. I was fourteen years old (I lied about . . .
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January 10, 2008 02:47 PM EST --
Folks, you just can't make this stuff up. It just goes to highlight the many ways in which our government hides the truth from the American people.
Word is that when this photo was . . .
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March 28, 2008 12:46 PM EDT --
Recently it was learned that the Rare Human Specie we found living in our local woods returned to his hut only to discover he had mistakenly left the door open. A rogue squirrel and his posse had made . . .
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January 11, 2008 01:40 PM EST --
"There are these characters, certainly in Dublin and I'm sure everywhere else, who sit on stools by the bar all day and they know everything. They seem to have moles in the White House and . . .
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April 03, 2008 07:42 AM EDT --
It looks as though Obama will end up the "chosen one" for the Democratic Party ... to which I say, "GOOD LUCK!" But I can only imagine what must be going through Hillary's . . .
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May 08, 2008 11:06 AM EDT --
T hey say anything can be sold through eBay. Here's proof!
"These crazy ten things that were either put up for sale or sold will blow you away and will leave you wide eyed and astonished." . . .
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April 23, 2008 12:54 PM EDT --
The following is a search for "Breast Enlargement Surgery" utilizing the cool new tool GistWeb at: http://gistweb.com/web.php . (I thought the title might get your attention! . . .
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September 20, 2007 03:35 PM EDT --
I'm sitting in my car watching a young nitwit trying to impress his friends with his daredevil stunts atop a bridge. He's laughing and shouting, declaring his unsurpassed ability to balance himself . . .
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April 25, 2008 05:55 PM EDT --
Y ou can run scans for the Best Selling Games On eBay Here . To keep up on dozens of categories be sure to bookmark my 'eBay Best Sellers Index' . Note: Scan results from the actual tool . . .
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